Sama Farrag Scorpios are the black sheep of the zodiac. They have an incredibly bad reputation, which they’ve earned for all the wrong reasons. Yes, they are mysterious and intense (and only a little bit evil), but I love Scorpios. And no Iโm not biased because my boyfriend is a Scorpio. Well, maybe a little. They’re the friends who will psychoanalyze a situationship for the thousandth time that week, the ones who can always tell when someone’s lying, and the ones you definitely don’t want to get on the wrong side of. But what does one buy for a person who can read everyone but refuses to be read themselves? Shopping for a them can sometimes feel like a job interview or an audition – they’re judging you, you’re trying to impress them, and theyโre always three steps ahead of you. So, in the interest of keeping the peace (and staying off their enemies list), we’ve put together a Scorpio gift guide that’s worthy of the zodiac’s most misunderstood troublemakers.
Amaterasu Perfume: Eau de Scorpio
A Scorpio’s signature scent should be as difficult to forget as they are. Enter Amaterasu, a luxury perfume house with a Japanese-inspired identity and a collection of fragrances that each have a personality of their own. There’s something rather fitting about a perfume brand that takes inspiration from Japanese culture for the zodiac’s resident mystery. After all, why simply smell good when you can leave people wondering?
SESH Night Cream: The Night Shift
Even the zodiac’s resident overthinker needs their beauty sleep. SESH’s Nighty Night Cream is for the Scorpio who spends all night overthinking and all morning insisting they’re feeling great. At least their skincare routine can keep it together.
Mavericks Sunglasses: Shady Business
For avoiding eye contact with people youโve ghosted, people-watching from across the street, and looking like you totally have somewhere much more important to be. Mavericks has you covered.
Statement Handbag: The Baggage Claim
Somewhere to keep their lipstick, wallet, emotional baggage and the secrets they’ve sworn to take to the grave. Bonus points if it comes with a mysterious backstory from a questionable source.
Silk Scarf: Silk & Secrets
A little old Hollywood glamour never hurt anyone. Tie it around your neck, your hair or your handbag. Lo and behold, you’ve become the mysterious woman everyone at the restaurant is just dying to figure out.
Statement Boots: Sole Searching
For making an entrance, making a scene, or making a swift exit. Preferably all three in the same evening.
Vintage Watch: Better Late Than Never
Mix one part old money with two parts femme fatale and finish with a dash of 1990s supermodel. Serve with an all-black outfit.
